1. After a musical:

    • Life:   You just finished a musical
    • Me:   Oh…. okay. I’m going to miss this. But it’ll be okay
    • Life:   What about after school?
    • Me:   Wait, what am I going to do? Homework?
    • Life:   You probably won’t really talk to these people again
    • Me:   That sucks. I mean, the life chats, and the memories….
    • Life:   Your friends and family don’t get it
    • Me:   *Crying* THEY DON’T!!! BAHHH! I MISS THE SHOW!!!!
    • Life:   Post-show depression bitch.